We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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