Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
