yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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