me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
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It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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