i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
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While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
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Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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