I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
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So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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