I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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