She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
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