What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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