that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I didn't notice because vodka
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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