hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
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she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
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Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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