Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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