I CAN MOONWALK!
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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