i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
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She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
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So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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