i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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