I need help removing her.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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