If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
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My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
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this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
My vagina is very pro this idea
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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