And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
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knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
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I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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