he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Enjoy the penises
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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