it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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