Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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