Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
The Olympian is in my bed
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Randomize
