I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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