My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
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Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
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Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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