Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
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In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
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I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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