Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Pooping to opera.
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