I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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