the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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