Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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