That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
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This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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