I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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