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it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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