if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
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We got so high we made milksteak
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
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I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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