Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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