yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
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You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
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Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize