I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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