So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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