Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
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Sober January is a disaster.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
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Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
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