That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
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When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
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Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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