You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
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we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
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Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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