you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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