I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I think I am morally bankrupt
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
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Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
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I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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