i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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