We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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