That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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