I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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