is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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