This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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