Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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