if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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