Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Green mimosas i think yes
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
