I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
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Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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