Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
did i walk over a car last night?
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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